OUI PENGUIN, TU Á LE DROIT DE CHOISIR TON CHEMIN, TES AMIS, TES AMOURES. JE PENSE QUE C´EST PLUS SEXY COMME ÇA.

MIL FOIS NGR

JE PENSE QUE TON DROIT FAIT DE TOI PLUS SEXY ET TES OUIS PLUS PLAISANTS POUR MOI.

ETRE LIBRE DE CHOISIR, FAIT DE TOI PLUS BELLE, PLUS DESIREE, FAIT DE MA VIE UNE BATAILLE, PAS IMPOSSIBLE DE GAGNER.

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LE TEMP IRAS DIRE AUSSI, CE QUE JE PENSE, ATTENDEZ. J´AI PAS DE DOUT.

TU SAIS OÚ TU AMENES MA PENSEE AVEC TES IDEES ET LES MOTS DE TA VOIX?

AU PETIT COIN DU MONDE, AU PAYS DES PETITES RUES, DES PETITES FENETRES, DES PETITES LITS.

TU SAIS? C´EST LÁ AU PETIT COIN DU MONDE OÚ S´ARRET MA PENSER, C´EST LÀ OU J´ECOUTE LES MOTS DE TA VOIX, C´EST LÁ OU JE VOIS LES CHAINES DES DESSINS ANIMES DE TES PETITS AMIS PENGUINS

Tele Quebec info

http://www.tfou.fr/

TU EST FOU

http://www.radio-canada.ca/jeunesse/

JEUNESSE

http://www.radio-canada.ca/jeunesse/petits/index.shtml

PETITS

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C3%A9l%C3%A9toon_(Canada)

TV´S TRADITIONAL CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the band, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty time the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowikimon and market them worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are... You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows... both are mad.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows... and the one on the left is kinda cute...
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This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn' t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

Job In America

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (made in Japan) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (made in China) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (made in Hong Kong). He put on a dress shirt (made in Sri Lanka), designer jeans (made in Singapore) and tennis shoes (made in Korea). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (made in India) he sat down with his calculator (made in Mexico) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (made in Taiwan) to the radio (made in India) he got in his car (made in Germany) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (made in Brazil), poured himself a glass of wine (made in France) and turned on his TV (made in Indonesia), and then wondered why he couldn't find a good paying job in AMERICA.

In Google 16 We Trust

In Google We Trust: "I chuckle when people tell me that they never use online services. 'Read the EULAs' they tell me. They can do anything they want with your data, don't you know! Yes, I know, and I don't really care. You see, I've sold my soul to Google. I let them know everything about me, and, in return, they give me all these super-cool web-based applications that make my life so much easier. It's a pretty good deal, if you ask me. It's not like I'm some kind of secret agent or something. For the price of my online soul, I get the Google suite: Gmail, Picasa, News, Calendar, Notebook, Bookmarks, Docs... It's great, it really is."

TG Daily - Google tells users to drop IE6: "Google is now urging Gmail users to drop Internet Explorer 6 (IE6) in favor of Firefox or Chrome that, according to the company, run the popular web-based email service 'twice as fast.' Google also labels IE6 as an unsupported browser, meaning it fails to run some Gmail features."

Where to Find a $99 iPhone´s PAGE - Gadgetwise Blog - NYTimes.com: "There really is a $99 iPhone. The $99 iPhone is available only from AT&T"

The world this year

The Economist: "The credit crunch turned into a full-blown global financial crisis in September when Lehman Brothers, one of Wall Street’s big investment banks, declared bankruptcy and American officials seized control of American International Group to prevent the giant insurer’s collapse. As panic spread, governments engineered the rescue of distressed banks or took them over directly. By the end of the month the remaining big Wall Street houses had either been absorbed by others or become bank holding companies

Goldman Sachs: Why the Economy Needs $600 Billion in Stimulus in 2009 - Capital Commerce (usnews.com): "The econ team at Goldman Sachs explains why the traditional drivers of an economic rebound won't help the economy much this time around, and thus we need a $600 billion stimulus package this year alone. Some excerpts"Will true love last? Mathematical model may provide the answer - Telegraph: "'I am still absolutely amazed that human emotions can be put into a mathematical model and that a prediction can be made,' he said."

Citigroup: 4 Bailout Questions - The Ticker (usnews.com): "The government's decision to prop up Citigroup opens a new chapter in the ongoing financial crisis. This latest rescue, larger by far than the bailouts of Bear Stearns or American International Group, sets the newest precedent for how far the government will go in its continuing efforts to keep the financial sector afloat.

The basics:
Citi is on the hook for the first $29 billion in losses. After that, the dominos fall like this: The Treasury will be responsible for 90 percent of the next $5 billion in losses. Then, the FDIC will handle 90 percent of the next $10 billion. Lastly, the Fed takes 90 percent of losses beyond that."

Circuit City files for bankruptcy protection - BusinessWeek: "Circuit City Stores Inc., the nation's second-biggest electronics retailer, filed for bankruptcy protection on Monday but plans to stay open for business as the busy holiday season approaches"

Stunning Fall for Main Street’s Brokerage Firm - NYTimes.com: "Merrill, which has lost more than $45 billion on its mortgage investments, agreed to sell itself to Bank of America for $50.3 billion in stock, according to people briefed on the negotiations.

It is a remarkable fall from grace for the 94-year-old Merrill, whose corporate logo — a bull — has long symbolized the fundamental optimism of Wall Street. After a frantic weekend of talks between Wall Street executives and federal officials over the fate of the teetering Lehman Brothers, fear spread on Sunday that Merrill, staggered by losses, might also falter. The merger would combine Bank of America’s banking and lending strength with Merrill Lynch’s wealth management expertise."

Cray XT Jaguar Supercomputer Surpasses IBM Roadrunner -- Supercomputers -- InformationWeek: "The Department of Energy's Oak Ridge, Tenn., National Laboratory has boosted the computing power of its Cray XT Jaguar supercomputer to more than a quadrillion mathematical calculations per second, surpassing the IBM (NYSE: IBM) Roadrunner, which topped the list of the world's 500 fastest computers in June."

Microsoft Plans ‘Cloud’ Operating System - NYTimes.com: "LOS ANGELES — Looking for growth in new markets where it is increasingly being bypassed, Microsoft said Monday that late next year it would begin offering a new “cloud” operating system that would manage the relationship between software inside the computer and on the Web, where data and services are becoming increasingly centralized."

Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

Honda Goes Green and Sporty: "One of the big attention grabbers at the 2008 British International Motor Show is Honda's low-emission sportscar dubbed OSM (for Open Study Model). The open top two seater design out of the company's R&D facility in Offenbach, Germany, is being shown alongside the CR-Z sports hybrid which was unveiled at Tokyo last year and the Honda Honda FCX Clarity which is being produced in Japan and available in the US under a lease plan. While a version of the CR-Z has been confirmed for production, there are no plans to bring the OSM online anytime soon."

Put Your Favorite Quote to Work - Outside Voices: Careers (usnews.com): "The real power of that quote comes when we ask ourselves, 'OK, what does that mean to me? More specifically, what does that mean to me today? Right here, right now? What decisions do I need to make day in, day out to actually put the meaning of that quote into action?'"

"will true love last? mathematical model may provide the answer, telegraph "'I am still absolutely amazed that human emotions can be put into a mathematical model and that a prediction can be made,' he said